W.H. Chellis

Don’t!
W.H. Chellis


Regular readers of De Regno are familiar with the name Eric Voegelin. Lee Cheek, Caleb Stegall, and Darryl Hart have peppered their posts with references to the great Political Science professor. A 20th Century conservative (at least anti-liberal) icon, Voegelin is remembered best for his attacks on the gnostic nature of modernism. In the 1960’s university campus conservatives associated with Young American’s for Freedom wore buttons bearing the Voegelin-ish slogan “Don’t Immanentize the Eschaton!”

This remains sound biblical advice for orthodox Christians. It is easy for Christians to fall prey to the fancifcul delussions of milleniarian expectations. We must ever be reminded that our hope is in “an inheritance that is imperishable, undefiled, and unfading, kept in heaven for you (1 Peter 1:4)”.

That said, the ladies of my congregation thought it would be funny to provide me with the following list of prohibitions as a Christmas present. Enjoy:

DON’T

IMMANENTIZE THE ESCHATON

IMMORTALIZE THE ESKIMO

IMMACULATIZE THE S.P.C.A.

IMPERSONALIZE THE MOSQUITO

IMPERIALIZE THE ESCAPADE

IMMATERIALIZE THE ICE CAPADES

M & M TIZE THE HEXAGON

EMINENTIZE THE EGGS CARTON

ELEMENTIZE THE ESTROGEN

ELEPHANTIZE THE DISCOTHON

ALIMENTIZE THE ESCARGOT

ALLEMANDIZE THE ESCADRILLE

IMMUNIZE THE ESCALATOR

IMMIGRANTIZE THE ESCONDIDO

ARMAMENTIZE THE ESCAPEES

ORNAMENTIZE THE EX-CON-TOWN

IMMEDIATIZE THE EXIT STRATEGY

IMPROVISE THE ESPIONAGE

IMPEDIMENTIZE THE EXTROVERT

IMPLEMENTIZE THE ETCH-A-SKETCH

ALLEGORIZE THE ARAGORN

(I think that they might have been making fun of me… but I love them anyway!)